Pub Quiz

The pub quiz night seems to be enjoying a bit of a comeback just now. We're all supposed to be a bit too cool for this sort of thing. It's supposed to be a bit too nerdy for today's image-obsessed, celeb-wannabe lifestyle. But try telling that to the hordes of lads with Hoxton fin haircuts and Diesel jeans, and their fashionable girlfriends, currently cramming pubs on Tuesday and Wednesday nights.

Maybe it's down to Who Wants to be a Millionaire and The Weakest Link. Maybe we just feel we need an excuse to drink that early in the week.

In honour of this British institution, here's a quiz that allows you to discover: how much of a pub spod are you?

The history of beer and pubs is full of amazing facts about our development as a nation, not to mention the most inane trivia. The answers to all the questions below can be found in Man Walks into a Pub. But for now, see how you do on your own.

 

1. In Britain, every year we drink on average how much beer each?

a) 80 litres
b) 107 litres
c) 128 litres
d) 204 litres

2. In Valhalla, the mythical hall where slain Vikings got bladdered for all eternity, the finest beer ever tasted was produced by:

a) A giant drinking horn
b) Brunhilde, the goddess of barmaids
c) A goat
d) A magic bottomless beer barrel

3. In the eighties, a lager-swilling bear in a yellow nylon jacket and a dodgy pork pie hat proved so popular in ads that he had to be banned from our screens. What was his name?

a) Eddie
b) Fred
c) Nigel
d) George

4. Which hugely popular 'British' beer in fact came to this country originally as an export from Canada?

a) Carling
b) John Smiths
c) Foster's
d) Bombardier

5. Which of the following was NOT a cause of fatalities on the day a beer vat exploded in central London in 1814?

a) Drowning in the initial tidal wave of beer
b) Crushing in the stampede for free beer
c) A brewery representative being beaten to death for trying to get people to pay for the beer
d) A riot in the hospital caused by other patients believing the casualties were being given free beer, when they were not.

6. At a medical conference in America in 1919, which of the following measures was recommended for people who drank alcohol?

a) Outright extermination
b) Internment in concentration camps, and sterilisation
c) A strict regime of prayer and religious services
d) Counselling and an enforced exercise regime

7. What is the top selling beer brand by volume in the UK?

a) Carling
b) Stella Artois
c) Fosters
d) John Smith's

8. What characteristic causes us to refer to some beers as 'real ale'?

a) Fermentation takes place at the top of the vessel rather than the bottom
b) It's not owned by one of the big corporate brewers
c) It's dark in colour rather than blonde, like lager
d) The yeast is still alive in the barrel

9. To the nearest 10,000, how many pubs are there in the UK today?

a) 60,000
b) 70,000
c) 80,000
d) 90,000

10. In the 1970s, an infamous beer brand added to its notoriety by sponsoring a football tournament that introduced the penalty shoot-out to English football for the first time. What was the beer?

a) Double Diamond
b) Harp
c) Watney's Red
d) Worthington E

11. Louis Pasteur pioneered modern brewing. What was his primary motivation in studying and improving the production of beer?

a) He was a passionate drinker and wanted to taste the best beer in the world
b) Though famous, he was penniless, and wanted to make his fortune
c) He was interested in the health benefits of beer
d) He wanted to annoy the Germans

12. Which beer was copied so much by inferior brews claiming to be the genuine article that it registered itself as the first ever trade mark in the UK?

a) Guinness
b) Bass
c) Budweiser
d) Tetley's